"Not having periods"
"Being able to pee practically anywhere."
"Not having sudden boners"
"Unsolicited hugs, cuddling without romance"
"Girls butts look way more comfy to sit on"
"Not having people look at you suspiciously when you take your daughter to the park.
Don’t get me wrong– as a dude I appreciate that it takes incredibly little for me to be considered a “good dad” while for women it takes incredibly little for them to be considered a “bad mom”– I just wish that I didn’t literally have some random bitch go up to my daughter and ask her if she felt safe while I was keeping an eye on her.
I didn’t even know what to say… but my daughter did, “my daddy says not to take to weirdos” (we use weirdo and strangers somewhat interchangeably in our home). I bought her ice cream afterwards"
"Multiple orgasms"
"Sun dresses in summer. They look so cool and comfortable!"
"Not having to shave everywhere"
"POCKETS! Actual fucking pockets in pants that hold more than a damn quarter."