History's Oddities: Horny Historical Facts (19 GIFS)

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"Crocodile dung was used as a contraceptive in ancient Egypt. Women would literally use croc feces for its acidity in order to prevent pregnancy."

"Ernest Hemingway was the ultimate bro. After hearing that F. Scott Fitzgerald was feeling less than confident about his manhood, Hemingway met him in the men’s room and took a good look at his penis, reassuring him that it was perfect."

"Antonie van Leeuwenhoek is credited with discovering sperm. The Dutch biologist would literally just stare at his own semen under a microscope. What a life."

"During the Charleston Harbor Blockade, Blackbeard decided to forgo gold, and instead asked for mercury. At the time, mercury was thought to cure gonorrhea when injected into the urethra, and his crew was riddled with it."

"Sixth U.S. President, John Quincy Adams not only claimed, but bragged that America actually invented having sex outdoors."

"“When I die, bury me with a heaping boner.” That was probably along the lines of what King Tut stated before he was mummified. Egyptologists have stated that being buried with an erection supposedly evoked the powers Osiris, Lord of the Underworld."

"Lawrence Burst Sperry is credited with inventing what we now know as ‘autopilot.’ If you have any doubts, in 1916 he and passenger, Cynthia Polk invented another term that we still use…the Mile High Club. Both parties were married to other people, and karma kicked in as Sperry’s autopilot turned off leading to a crash-landing."

"Julie D’Aubigny was an opera-singing bisexual, and she was as horny as they come. It’s been said that she ran away and joined a convent so that she could sleep with some of the nuns. Julie would also challenge men to duels. After winning, she would have sex with their wives."

"Mozart was a total freak. One of his compositions is titled, Leck mich im Arsch which simply translates to “Lick me in the ass.”"

"Benjamin Franklin loved being in the nude. So much so, that he would literally stand in front of his open windows in nothing but his 1706 birthday suit."

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