"I personally like the term asshat."
"Jesus Fucking Christ."
"Fuck. Historians have traced this swear word back to around 1475."
"Cunt."
"Cum-dumpster."
"In ASL, someone taught me a swear (not sure if it’s legit or not but still), that translates to “Your face looks like a dead hippopotamus on fire.”"
"You absolute cockgobbler."
"Lint licker!"
"Bollocks!"
"Twat."
"Heard “Fuck me running” from a coworker years ago. The absurd mental image it creates made it stick for me."
"Fiddlesticks."