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Bold Methods For Hiding Your Boner (15 GIFS)
"Tuck it in your waistband."
"Masturbate. It’ll go down shortly after."
"Hide it in your friend’s ass."
"Start flexing other muscles. The blood will move from your penis to the muscles being flexed. Standing on your tip toes or flexing your abs and/or arms would be the most discreet."
"Don’t hide it, assert your dominance."
"Think about your grandma naked, it will go away. If it doesn’t, you’ve got bigger problems than an inconvenient boner."
"Hide it behind a bigger boner."
"Put it in the freezer."
"SSRI’s. No Boner, no problem. THANKS DEPRESSION!"
"You tuck it and pray to Jesus or satan or the potato in the fridge or whoever the fuck you believe in that someone doesn’t ask you to stand up."
"Good ol’ reliable oversized hoodie with pockets."
"Get old, you won’t have any boner again, better use every boner you get."
"Duct tape your cock to your thigh."
"Military camo mesh should be more than enough. Works for me every single time!"
"Go back into the pool."
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Govie 9 month s ago
what an absolute waste of webspace, total fail izi
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