1

"I was mid reverse cowgirl and swat team started pounding on his apartment door wall, because his roommates were outside playing with air soft guns and somebody thought they were real and called the cops."

2

"We were on LSD and she turned into a skeleton."

3

"Her dad came home early. Had to get outta there."

4

"My friend whom I hadn’t seen in years called me in the middle of 69 sex (I can’t think of how else to phrase that.)

I heard my phone vibrating, saw who it was, let his dick schlurp out of my mouth, and answered.

He was just drunk and calling random people in his phone but we got to catching up (phone call only lasted a minute or two.)

After I hung up I found out my bf at the time wasn’t too keen on me taking a phone call during sex."

5

"She wasn’t lubricated enough and putting it in pulled my skin back so far that the skin tore. I was bleeding out of my erect penis."

6

"A woman I had only just started seeing mid sex demanded I punch her in the face."

7

"She didn’t move, literally; she just lay there and did nothing and it just put me right off. She was a nice woman but just…no."

8

"He started playing with my belly button."

9

"I didn’t leave because she was my gf at the time but she fell asleep during sex. We were both absolutely scuttered drunk and I was focusing on keeping my performance so I didn’t immediately notice but I stopped when I heard her snore. She was super embarrassed the next day but we laughed about it eventually."

10

"She grabbed my balls, hard. That’s definitely not my thing… I sort of limped away to go get my clothes on."

11

"I knew a guy in my youth who told me he once got up during great sex and left just to test himself to see if he would be able to walk away in the situation. There was no deeper meaning behind it. I hope he at least made her cum first."

12

"Hearing fake moans."

13

"My drunk friend saw me go into a room with my bf at a party. My bf locked the door and my friend was so drunk that she thought something was “happening to me.” Started banging and screaming and telling everyone that I’m in danger."

14

"During sex, I suddenly noticed that my partner started speaking in a language I did not understand, which sounded like a mixture of Latin and medieval English. It turned out that she was a student of history and suddenly remembered the text of an ancient ritual she had studied at university. I was so shocked by this unexpected turn of events that I decided to stop immediately and ask what was going on. It turned out that it was just a prank, and we both laughed at this strange situation."

15

"She started to cry."

16

"The smell."

17

"I couldn’t leave because pain, but her flimsy bed broke, resulting in me pulling several muscles in my back."

18

"He kept saying my ex did it this way and she used to kiss me here – kinda lost my grove and left."