"How often do you get a hard-on in public?"

1

"Too often"

"Less often with age. Puberty was constantly awkward though… "

"Lots of times when I’m not really awake and out and about I get hard for no fucking reason. It sucks because we need to be walking around and shit. When I know I need to get out of the car soon I try to focus and make it go away but it’s a mental struggle that is hard (literally). Also when we see anything remotely attractive and focus on that…so yea loads of times (pun intended)"

"What do you think when girls that you don’t find attractive are hitting on you/making a move? How do you respond to them?"

2

"Girls are too subtle when they hit on guys. I usually don’t even notice that I’ve been hit on until a female friend points it out."

"I’m always suspicious. Girls who hit on me? Maybe a practical joke! But if it’s real I’m polite, I have indeed a gf. "

"Speaking only for myself, i’m always polite but evasive, and generally try to escape the situation. That said: i’ve only ever met a tiny handful of people i’d consider truly unattractive, and only a smaller handful still that i would think “i won’t even give them a shot.”"

"When guys sit, do they sit on their balls? Or do they just get squished between the thighs? Maybe adjusted so balls are above the thighs? Balls seem inconvenient."

3

"Actually landing on top of my balls never happens, but sometimes they’re in an awkward position while sitting and they get squished between my legs just right and it f*cking hurts."

"They do a good job of getting out of the way. There is always that accident that very rarely happens, but when it does…"

"We don’t sit on our balls, they occasionally get squished between our thighs, however it’s extremely rare (but it hurts worse than anything else), and they usually end up above our thighs somehow, through no conscious adjusting. It just sort of happens."

"Do all guys measure their p*nises? And how? Do you just get a ruler?"

4

"Yup. My dad actually caught me measuring my d*ck once. There’s a situation in everybody’s life where there’s nothing you can say or do to redeem yourself, you just have to suffer the consequences of your actions. For me, it was when my dad came to my room to ask if I wanted to go out for something to eat – he instead saw me clutching my throbbing d*ck with one hand and a ruler in the other. There’s no coming back from that."

"Yeah, ruler, or similar measuring device.

If on the Internet, just measure it by looking down and saying 9 inches even though we all know it’s not."

"Yeah, just a ruler. I wondered how girthy I was so I used a measuring tape for that."

"Do you ever shave your butth*les!?"

5

"As with any male hair, the recommended way is trimming. Keep stuff nice, but the itching after shaving is not cool anywhere, be it face or a**. "

"I have. Razors are annoying, so I mostly do a bit of a trim with a waterproof shaver (easier to just do it after a wash in the shower)."

"Buzz/trim, but not shave. Gotta keep it neat and tidy!"

"I’m a cashier, and I try to compliment guys as much as I can at work since I have a brother, and he says he never gets complimented. Do you guys like non-creepy compliments from strangers?"

6

"We love it but you need to be careful because a lot of guys will take it as a sign that you’re into them."

"Yes, for a lot of guys, they will on average get like 1 a year."

"It depends, if the compliment is genuine, then it matters a lot, but if I feel that it is a generic compliment then I get suspicious…."

"Do men ever fake moan? Like it’s not great but you don’t want to make her feel bad so you fake moan. Like girls do."

7

"I think most guys understand that if you complain about s*x, you’ll get less s*x. Personally I try to make the girl I’m with feel like she’s doing a wonderful job. It can be through moaning, or body language in general. "

"Sure, that’s a human thing – wanting to make the other person feel good about themselves. Of course, faking an orgasm is orders of magnitude more difficult. "

"Never faked an orgasm, but generally during s*xual stuff I’m really quiet, but that usually makes the partner self conscious, so I always make an effort to moan just to show them that I’m into it."

"Do you feel balls swing?"

8

"Absolutely, some guys hang lower than others, and temperature is a huge factor, but yeah unless they’re strapped down we feel ’em snack off of everything"

"Balls have different “states” they can be in, thus it depends on the situation if this is even really possible. Sometimes they are swinging like a wrecking ball, sometimes they are just able to jiggle slightly due to beeing mostly retracted. And yes, the first one can be felt if they are free hanging."

"How do you deal with the random boners?"

9

"I tuck them in. I heard some guys flex their muscles to get rid of them, but I’ve tried and it doesn’t really work for me."

"I create really unsexy images in my head like my grandma and baseball. It tends to go away in a minute or two."

"I just point it down a pant leg (usually my left leg). If I’m rock solid, pointing down, with stiff jean material, can be uncomfortable, especially if I stand up straight. Which is good, cause it “encourages” my little buddy to go the f*ck away. Or at least lose his edge, and he becomes less noticeable. Total time? 15, maybe 30 seconds."

"Do you ever masturbate over the idea of having s*x with your female friends? I was recently told this by a drunk male friend of mine, wasn’t sure whether to be flattered or disturbed."

10

"You’d be surprised how many men masturbate over most women they know. Female co-worker? Yup. Class mate? Yup. Friend? Probably, yup. Facebook was a Godsend. But you never, ever tell them that. "

"Honestly, if we are friends, and you’re even mildly attractive, I have probably wanked to you. Just how it is."

"If i’m at all interested in them, which is usually the case, yes. But you never tell them. Your drunk friend made a mistake."

"How often do guys actually think about s*x? I doubt the old “six seconds” thing."

11

"This may sound bad but… pretty much every girl we see for the first time is judged by whether or not we would have s*x with them. That is the first thing that crosses our brains. It is natural and happens subconsciously and consciously. "

"There’s no time intervals. It’s just whenever we’re bored with nothing else to do."

"Every and any time I see a female."

"What is it about men and having a hand on your p*nis (in a non sexual way) When scrolling the phone, watching a movie. I want to understand"

12

"It’s not the p*nis that needs grabbing. It’s the idle hand that needs something of the right size to grab."

"Its hard to rationalize but it just feels comfortable. Not really sure why but it does."

"Keeping track of the valuables."

"Do you always pee standing up? Seems hard to control."

13

"It’s pretty easy to pee standing up when your p*nis is flaccid. On the other hand, peeing with a boner while standing up is impossible to control."

"Nah sometimes when I’m tired I’ll sit down and chill "

"95% of the time I sit down. I’m usually googling something when I go to the bathroom. gotta have my hands free."