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This child has a strong will and a big desire to win, 10 times more than many other people. She is a good example for others.
Respect to you, little girl.
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NSFW 15 May 2009
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Inside the post you will see examples of how girls can be different on Friday night and Saturday.
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RANDOM 15 May 2009
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Well, I respect the desire of everyone to do whatever they want, but this is too much, especially for a girl.
Fortunately for her, her face is still feminine, not like the other bodybuilder, a blond with green eyes
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NSFW 14 May 2009
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Big selection of pictures from different sport events.
So, how do you like Russian cheerleaders? ;)
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RANDOM 14 May 2009
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Hi!
Another working week is almost over. Cheers! )
A lot of work was done on the site this week: new smileys and post voting system was added, a small redesign.
If you have any ideas how to improve the site, do not think, write us right away. If the idea is interesting, we will certainly do it )
And thanks for your active commenting on posts)
Don’t forget that a new selection of users’ content will be posted on Friday. If you have interesting content, send it to me .
Have a nice day!
Enjoy :)
A bird flies in front of Austrian pilot Hannes Arch during the second round of the 2009 Red Bull Air Race World Championship in San Diego ...and gets hit
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Justin Long with his brother. Do they look alike?
Leo DiCaprio Almost Gets Faced at the Lakers-Rockets Game. Clickable.
A Los Angeles International Airport worker took a picture of a cargo container lodged in an airplane engine Monday.
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A B-2 Spirit bomber breaks the sound barrier during a flight over California. The blur is a visible condensation cloud that often occurs close to the speed of the sound barrier.
Funny worms on Google Maps.
The Best Moments In Life - How many of these have you experienced?
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.
3. Enjoying a ride down the country side.
4. Listening to your favorite song while travelling.
5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.
6. Passing your final exams with good grades.
7. Being a part of an interesting conversation.
8. Finding some money in some old pants.
9. Laughing at yourself..
10. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.
11. Laughing without a reason.
12. "Accidentally" hearing someone say something good about you.
13. Watching the sunset.
14. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.
15. Having a great time with your friends.
A country hick and a man from the city were both standing at the urinal. When they were finished, the city man washed his hands thoroughly with soap and water, and the hick just walked out of the bathroom. The city guy caught him and asked “Didn’t your parents teach you to wash your hands after going to the bathroom?”
The hick replied “No, they taught me not to pee all over my hands.”
Interesting links from the web:
10 HOTTEST MOVIE MOMS
12 Ways Women Have Replaced Men With Technology
The Top 15 ‘Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose’ Attempts
Fun with Scammers - conversation with a Nigerian scammer, required reading
Death is Milliseconds Away…
33 Creative and Humorous Guinness Print Advertisements
The 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls
Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo
22 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job
Great Disney Star Wars Weekend Posters (13 pics)
Jessica Simpson, once in her best shape (22 pics)
Volcano boarding (18 pics)
That’s why I wanna go on vacation!
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RANDOM 12 May 2009
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Hi!
Hope you’re fine.
I’m good, especially now when we settled all problems with the site :)
I’ve also noticed that you are active in your comments and that you vote more for posts. Thanks a lot )
Well, I leave alone.
Enjoy your stay with us ;)
Meet the Hawaiian spider that will make you smile.
He’s a little cutie. Clickable.
Do you remember when the presidential airplane made an overfly in Manhattan? It was also accompanied by two fighter jets.
It cost $328,000 for an F-16 to take this photo of the backup Air Force One flying over New York City on April 27th. Added bonus? Scaring the crap out of Manhattan.
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This is the famous Google car which is riding on the streets and taking pictures for Google Street View.
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Woman is selling everything she owns.
From her clothes and shoes to her AA batteries. Pay no less than $.01*:
In preparation for total immersion into the Greensboro community, I am selling everything that I own. Below is a detailed archive of my personal belongings. Move your cursor over each image to obtain a brief description of the item. When you stumble upon a treasure you can't live without (i.e. neon pipe-cleaners) click on the item for further instruction. If you wish, you may select to make a donation in the amount of your choosing. All items not sold will be given to the Crossover Ministries of Flint, Michigan. Any revenue generated from the sale of these goods will be directed towards my travel and living expenses for the next 14 months.
Humour. Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you fart.
6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.
9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
14. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
15. Don't squat with your spurs on.
16. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
17. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
18. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
19. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
20. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket.
21. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
22. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
23. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side and it holds the universe together.
24. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
25. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
26. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
27. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
28. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Interesting links from the web:
The Top 10 Things More Dangerous Than Swine Flu
Beggars brush up on languages
How the Recession Changed the Game of Monopoly
Classmates.com Employees Don't Have Heart To Tell CEO About Facebook
Sexiest Celebrity Bodies of 2009
Texas Teen Sentenced To Sixty Years in Prison For Consensual Sex
10 Pictures Of What That Girl You're Talking To Online REALLY Looks Like
Nasa launches 'most dangerous shuttle mission yet' to fix Hubble telescope
Liv Tyler influential and beautiful (6 pics)
Cindy Crawford HQ photos (5 pics)
Lady Gaga’s photoshoot on the beach (13 pics)
Charming Jennifer Hawkins (7 pics)
What goes around comes around (8 pics)
Star Wars spills into the chipmunk universe! (7 pics)
Micrography: Text Art and Typography (46 pics)
Destroyed roads (9 pics)
After the jump, there are pictures of a very beautiful girl - Marilia Moreno. It’s hard not to fall in love with a girl like this ;) (21 pics)
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RANDOM 11 May 2009
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NSFW 7 May 2009
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Famous Mark Seliger is taking pictures of famous stars for 25 years now.
And celebrities are working with him with great pleasure, because each artist's work is extraordinary, unique, with its own legend. He is a true genius!
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This is Heidi Hamilton, the owner of a phenomenally long tongue: 11 cm.
Imagine the average length of human tongue doesn’t exceed 5-6 cm!
It’s true though, when Heidi starts to show it, it becomes a bit scary.
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RANDOM 7 May 2009
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Hey!
Nothing special happened yesterday apart one thing. We couldn’t post videos. Sorry for the inconvenience (The reason is simple, we made a new vote system for posts, so it’s a new html code. This code was incompatible with the video html code. But yesterday in the evening, the programmer arranged this problem.
It seems that the site is functioning well, without any bugs.
So, what do you think about the new voting system. Do you like it? Share your impressions with us in the comments :) In my opinion, this one is better that the previous one )
Some visitors asked me to put it in the end of posts, just before the comment section. It will be done today or tomorrow.
Have a nice day and enjoy your stay on Izismile ;)))
This week, the panoramic camera Spirit took this picture on Mars.
Everybody started shouting: It’s an alien skull!!! ))
Beyonce Knowles gives the best of her on the concert.
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Meet Casper the cat. He was so curious that he squeezed his head into a wheel trim and got stuck.
The rescuers cut the wheel trim in half to save the animal. Cickable.
In this photo, for the first time I saw in Michelle Obama a pretty and attractive woman ))
Good idea, isn’t it?
Fun facts about the human body
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).
The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
Interesting links from the web:
World's largest rabbit dies before TV appearance
Selgas Cano Architecture Office by Iwan Baan
Alien Space Ship For Sale
Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise
"Apple Netbook" Student Project Is a Pencil-Drawn Beauty
20 Undeniably Awesome Mustaches in Movies
Top 10 Greatest Movie Rants
Top 10 Myths About Ninjas
Victoria Silvstedt in bikini (8 pics)
Nice street art (20 pics)
Very tasty Czech sandwiches (4 pics)
Jennifer Garner as usual is charming and beautiful (20 pics)
Pinatubo volcano eruption (9 pics)
Sportsmen like to spit water ;) (11 pics)
Dj's workplaces. Cool! (24 pics)
Ecstasy dealers of Virginia (15 pics)
The goods have eyes (15 pics)
Inhabitants of the underwater world (13 pics)
Today, inside the post you will see Alana Blanchard – the most beautiful surfer in the world (28 pics)
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RANDOM 6 May 2009
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Be carful girls! Don’t lose your head over them
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RANDOM 6 May 2009
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Hi!
It’s Wednesday, so the half of the road is done ;))))
There are few curiosities for today though. There was nothing of a big interest.
I think tomorrow it will be better )
I made a new opinion poll. As always, it is situated in top of the page on the right sidebar.
Don’t forget to vote ))
Thank to all of you who informs me about bugs on the site. You’re helping us to make the site better.
If you have other problems with the site functioning, email me. We will deal with it.
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An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning ~til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again.
Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, ‘Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I’d nod my head in agreement.’
’And what about the men?’ the minister asked.
’They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.’
Interestiong links from the web:
10 Works of Art Inspired By Super Mario Bros
Cearne Murch tells of being impaled by pole in Darwin car crash
The Top 10 Lies You've Been Told About Sex
Berlusconi demands wife apology
US plane crash-lands on toilets
Timeline of a Car Crash
Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again
The Top 10 Types of Skanks
Lamborghini Owner Finds Humor in Crash
Revenge for Miss India over cruelty of father
Great motocross shots (38 pics)
Swings in a subway (14 pics)
Megan Fox high school pics (8 pics)
Emo girls (20 pics)
Boats made from concrete (13 pics)
Tattoo exhibition (16 pics)
Bed-Jumping (15 pics)
Ocean sunfish photographs (13 pics)
Inside the post, you will see the girls from auto shows in Russia (58 pics)
We know why so many men attend such events.. ;)
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Great collection of pictures with living statues. Actually, it is Yevpatoriya Open Living Statues Championship, Ukraine. It takes place annually in May between the 1st and the 7th. Every country can participate in this Chapionnship. Some “statues” look like real ones, especially their make-up perfectly done gives that impression.
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RANDOM 5 May 2009
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Hey!
We keep working on the site improvement.
Yesterday we reached 11 000 comments. More and more people start to comment.
According to the opinion poll results, now comments can be written by all visitors (non registered).
No other news for today )
I just wanted to apologize in front of all whom I haven’t replied via email or MSN.
I just didn’t have time to do that yet.
But I’ll try to do that this week :)
Here’s Larry Wachowski, director of “Matrix”, or we can say now Linda or Lana ;)
Well, there were rumors that he had changed his gender. And on the picture, it’s him or her, or I’m confused
:(
How do you like this house? Clickable.
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The first modern European: Forensic artist Richard Neave reconstructed the face based on skull fragments from 35,000 years ago.
Crazy flash animation. It will drive you crazy on the second minute though.
But... it’s funny and it puts you in a good mood. Click the image.
Abu Dhabi businessman bought two car number plates for 36,000,000 Dirhams or for approximately $9.8 million.
This very special Mercedes SLR McLaren Red Gold Dream has been adorned with 500 rubies and 14k gold, transforming a once unassuming super car into something truly eye-catching. The car is estimated to be $4.3 million.
Great images from Patrick Beaulieu (17 pics)
Mariah Carey is celebrating the anniversary of her marriage (6 pics)
Competition of rabbits (5 pics)
Celebrities grew old (7 pics)
Jessica Simpson at the airport (6 pics)
When Fergie goes shopping (9 pics)
15 insane mugshot tattoos (15 pics)
Horses in all their splendor (33 pics)
After the jump, admire beautiful Carmen Electra on the beach, in a bikini of course ;) (19 pics)
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NSFW 4 May 2009
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This is one of the most beautiful sportswomen in the world. In ordinary life, she is very sweet and nice, but on the ring she’s a tigress.
I almost fell in love. Uhhhh, this how perfection looks like.
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RANDOM 4 May 2009
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Hi!
Good Monday to all. Even if my weekend was one day longer, I wouldn’t mind to rest more ))
Almost the whole world puts the masks because of the swine flu. Pictures of people with masks can be seen very frequently on the Web.
I know that Izismile visitors don’t have health issues because the good mood that you get on the site enhances your immunity
There will be two good things this week.
The site will slightly change its appearance, quite a bit. It will become more convenient and nice.
And, soon we will have a new and cool voting system for posts.
But only registered users can vote. BTW, there are nearly 1200 members on Izismile )
So, go and REGISTER yourself if you didn’t do it yet.
There is a lot of content you have already sent me. I will post the selection on Wednesday.
If you want to see your pics in this selection, you still have time to send me your pictures and videos.
Cool shot of Beyonce
1.1 meter-long giant salamander found in China.
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IQ of a 2 year old Elise Tan-Roberts is higher than of many adults and goes to 156. Little Einstein ;)
Here is what people do now even when they go on vacation.
A 70-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day the 70-year-old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains:
"Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She- tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"
Once a month police officers race anyone over the age of 18 for $25.
Officers said they have seen a drastic reduction in illegal street racing since "Beat the Heat" started in 2007.
Interesting scarf.
It gets better when it’s folded )
Susan Boyle or Jack Black?
Tree grew on a tree. Can’t be?
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has ever gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
Interesting links from the web:
Global economic crisis hits German sex industry
Lets sing
FREE Frozen Toads (west asheville)
Interactive picture
Art student's car vanishing act
Internet Safety Guidelines
Found Him!
Guide to Human Types pt 1
Guide to Human Types pt 2
The Quick 10: Ranking 10 Peppers on the Scoville Scale
12 Bikini's That Made Us Laugh And Dread Summer More Than Usual
Miss California's Before and After Boobs
Funny office stuff (3 pics)
Marisa Miller in bikini (4 pics)
Interesting pictures of celebrities on different parties (21 pics)
Gisele Bundchen's perfect body (6 pics)
Creative bus stops (16 pics)
After the jump, you will see a beautiful photo shoot with Pamela Anderson (6 pics)
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BABES 30 Apr 2009
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Quite interesting to see how she was different during each period of her life.
To see the transition, the years are shown on the pictures.
Ok, here we go ...