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Posted in RANDOM 20 May 2009 9328
Hey!
Everything is fine, nothing new, no bad news. We work as usual to deliver you the interesting content :))
Over the past 2 days, no one sent me anything for the users’ selection. So I wait for your pix )
I want to remind you that Izismile has already its pages in social networks. You can add us as your friends on Facebook and Twitter )
Oh yes, yesterday, the 1500th user registered on Izismile, now we are 1515. Hurray! Go Izi! ;)))
Time passes by and never comes back. It’s Sharon Stone on the photo.
Sex with a porcupine.!!! WTF
I can't believe that even a Russian could drink enough to make this seem like a good idea.
Two Russian tourists who challenged a Florida law prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation.
Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.
At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.
After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.
Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.
The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.
Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.
Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.
Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.
I can't even decide which is more WTF-worthy, sodomizing a porcupine or oral sex from a raccoon.. via wtf_inc
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Reaction on a lesbian parade )) Clickable.
Matt Lucas was shocked to discover that his performance on Britain's Got Talent wasn't as original as he would have liked.
Matt Lucas impersonated Susan Boyle for Heat magazine.
A volunteer victim with a fake shard of glass in his head participated in Operation Safe PATH 2009 at a train station near New York’s World Trade Center site Sunday.
Hundreds of first-responders swarmed Ground Zero for the security exercise that included simulated bombs in trains. (Timothy A. Clary/Agence France-Presse/Getty Images)
Clickable.
Interesting links from the web:
Tom Hanks rushes to bride Natalia Dearnley's rescue
Will Ferrell Has Sued Over 2000 Dogs
10 Signs Your Prom Date Is Not Going To Have Sex With You
South Korea's abandoned airports
What’s A ‘Spooey’? A Field Guide To Freeway Interchanges, Part 1
Ten Steps To Creating The Perfect Man Cave
'The Facts of Life' Cast: Then & Now
Funny street art (22 pics)
Marrisa Miller (8 pics)
Every sand grain is unique (11 pics)
Holly Madison in Las vegas (13 pics)
Potatoes can have faces (20 pics)
Little knitted houses by English grannies. 23 pictures are after the jump
Everything is fine, nothing new, no bad news. We work as usual to deliver you the interesting content :))
Over the past 2 days, no one sent me anything for the users’ selection. So I wait for your pix )
I want to remind you that Izismile has already its pages in social networks. You can add us as your friends on Facebook and Twitter )
Oh yes, yesterday, the 1500th user registered on Izismile, now we are 1515. Hurray! Go Izi! ;)))
Time passes by and never comes back. It’s Sharon Stone on the photo.
Sex with a porcupine.!!! WTF
I can't believe that even a Russian could drink enough to make this seem like a good idea.
Two Russian tourists who challenged a Florida law prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation.
Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports.
At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines.
After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal.
Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it.
The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises.
Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached.
Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles.
Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.
I can't even decide which is more WTF-worthy, sodomizing a porcupine or oral sex from a raccoon.. via wtf_inc
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Reaction on a lesbian parade )) Clickable.
Matt Lucas was shocked to discover that his performance on Britain's Got Talent wasn't as original as he would have liked.
Matt Lucas impersonated Susan Boyle for Heat magazine.
A volunteer victim with a fake shard of glass in his head participated in Operation Safe PATH 2009 at a train station near New York’s World Trade Center site Sunday.
Hundreds of first-responders swarmed Ground Zero for the security exercise that included simulated bombs in trains. (Timothy A. Clary/Agence France-Presse/Getty Images)
Clickable.
Interesting links from the web:
Tom Hanks rushes to bride Natalia Dearnley's rescue
Will Ferrell Has Sued Over 2000 Dogs
10 Signs Your Prom Date Is Not Going To Have Sex With You
South Korea's abandoned airports
What’s A ‘Spooey’? A Field Guide To Freeway Interchanges, Part 1
Ten Steps To Creating The Perfect Man Cave
'The Facts of Life' Cast: Then & Now
Funny street art (22 pics)
Marrisa Miller (8 pics)
Every sand grain is unique (11 pics)
Holly Madison in Las vegas (13 pics)
Potatoes can have faces (20 pics)
Little knitted houses by English grannies. 23 pictures are after the jump
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Curiosities and bonus pictures
Posted in RANDOM 19 May 2009 17429
Hi!
Nothing much happened during the day.
We are still working on fixing minor bugs that have appeared since our last improvements on the site.
There’re even more active commentators each day. Way to go )
Well, everything’s fine and we continue having fun till Friday.
Don’t forget to look at the selection of users’ content ;)
Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
Arsenal Defender William Gallas paid $535,000 for this chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren. He's not the only English footballer. Blackburn Rovers Striker Ello Hadji Diouf paid $642,000 for his.
The two were clearly looking for some way to separate themselves from all their plain SLR-owning colleagues. Thierry Henry also drives the top-of-the-range Mercedes, as do Claude Makelele and Wayne Rooney, who paid for his with royalties from Shrek the Third. Clickable.
Fridge for guys.
Mmm, not bad ) Clickable.
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A new collection of bathtubs designed to look like women's shoes have gone on sale.
The tubs cost up to £17,000. The user reclines with their feet at the toe end of the shoe and their head towards the heel.
Water trickles from a jet at the heel.
Katy Perry is as usual…Katy Perry )
Thousands of Minis took to the road to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the Mini at the annual London to Brighton run.
Clickable.
An actor in make-up before the shooting of a horror movie scene.
Interesting links from the web:
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles canceled
5 Nuns Who Could Kick Your Ass
Tall men earn $1000 more than short ones
Open Letter to the Hollywood Girly Man
Mum, 66, is oldest in world
12 Great Escapes By Animals in Captivity
10 Hilarious Movie Commentaries
10 Facts About Mt. Rushmore To Make You Sound Smarter At Parties
The Best SFW Movie Strip Scenes
18 More of the World's Most Disturbing Sex Toys
Retracing Coca Cola’s history through its ads (50 pics)
Giant sculptures and monuments carved directly into the rock (12 pics)
Wooden car (14 pics)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (6 pics)
Urban installations (27 pics)
Kelly Brook – sexy as always (7 pics)
Beautiful and charming Alessandra Ambrosio. 9 pictures are waiting for you after the jump
Nothing much happened during the day.
We are still working on fixing minor bugs that have appeared since our last improvements on the site.
There’re even more active commentators each day. Way to go )
Well, everything’s fine and we continue having fun till Friday.
Don’t forget to look at the selection of users’ content ;)
Two UK Soccer Stars Join Chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren Craze
Arsenal Defender William Gallas paid $535,000 for this chrome Mercedes SLR McLaren. He's not the only English footballer. Blackburn Rovers Striker Ello Hadji Diouf paid $642,000 for his.
The two were clearly looking for some way to separate themselves from all their plain SLR-owning colleagues. Thierry Henry also drives the top-of-the-range Mercedes, as do Claude Makelele and Wayne Rooney, who paid for his with royalties from Shrek the Third. Clickable.
Fridge for guys.
Mmm, not bad ) Clickable.
Funny gif animations:
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A new collection of bathtubs designed to look like women's shoes have gone on sale.
The tubs cost up to £17,000. The user reclines with their feet at the toe end of the shoe and their head towards the heel.
Water trickles from a jet at the heel.
Katy Perry is as usual…Katy Perry )
Thousands of Minis took to the road to celebrate the 50th Anniversary of the Mini at the annual London to Brighton run.
Clickable.
An actor in make-up before the shooting of a horror movie scene.
Interesting links from the web:
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles canceled
5 Nuns Who Could Kick Your Ass
Tall men earn $1000 more than short ones
Open Letter to the Hollywood Girly Man
Mum, 66, is oldest in world
12 Great Escapes By Animals in Captivity
10 Hilarious Movie Commentaries
10 Facts About Mt. Rushmore To Make You Sound Smarter At Parties
The Best SFW Movie Strip Scenes
18 More of the World's Most Disturbing Sex Toys
Retracing Coca Cola’s history through its ads (50 pics)
Giant sculptures and monuments carved directly into the rock (12 pics)
Wooden car (14 pics)
Jennifer Love Hewitt (6 pics)
Urban installations (27 pics)
Kelly Brook – sexy as always (7 pics)
Beautiful and charming Alessandra Ambrosio. 9 pictures are waiting for you after the jump
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Sexy female terminator (17 pics)
Posted in RANDOM 18 May 2009 69297
Michelle Brent is famous American bodybuilder. She was married 5 times and it was always her who dumped her husbands.
Then, till her 40’s she changed her lovers as often as she changed her clothes. Then at 45 she got married for the 6th time and now she says that it is forever…
After the jump, see more pictures.
Then, till her 40’s she changed her lovers as often as she changed her clothes. Then at 45 she got married for the 6th time and now she says that it is forever…
After the jump, see more pictures.
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Curiosities and bonus pictures
Posted in RANDOM 18 May 2009 10503
Hi!
How was your weekend? I think it was fine )
There was nothing interesting in particular this weekend. Only the Eurovision finals.
The Norway representative Alexander Rybak won this 54th Eurovision contest. In case, if someone doesn’t know or if it is interesting for anybody.
His winning song can be viewed on Youtube .
We made some more changes into the site’s design. Now the games are posted in a different format, like videos. You should like it )
During the upcoming days, we will have 1500 registered users. JOIN us too.
The number of comments that you have written already exceeded 13 000)
Well, the week starts well.
Happy Monday everyone :)
An image, obtained Friday in London, shows X-rays of a metal key ring Eiffel Tower embedded in Amy Preston’s hand.
She was jogging when she fell and landed on the key ring. The injury required stitches, but Ms. Preston is expected to recover. (Agence France-Presse/Getty Images)
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Contestants in the Miss Tiffany contest are pictured backstage in Pattaya, Thailand.
The Miss Tiffany contest is held to promote positive images of transvestites.
Retired teacher Geoff Ostling displays his tattooed skin at his home in Sydney, Australia.
The 65-year-old has pledged to donate his skin to the National Gallery in Canberra after his death.
In a glass case at CERN is an unprepossessing little NeXT cube.
It's hard to believe that this little workstation changed the world, but it did. It's Tim Berners Lee's original web server, the world's first.
Interesting links from the web:
And then the fight started…
Gang fools Mexico prison guards
Hilarious! BOBDUL JOHNSON ATTORNEY AT LAW
Woman cuffed for not holding escalator handrail
Welcome to Somali Cruises
Christopher Walken: What I've Learned
Map of Human Sexuality
8 Life Lessons We Can All Learn From 'Predator'
Eiffel Tower trivia
Hot in recession: Cheaper wine, chocolate, Spam
New Marilyn Manson’s girlfriend (6 pics)
Animals and insects with human faces (10 pics)
Biker dogs (20 pics)
Megan Fox (13 pics)
Celebrity and their siblings inside the Curiosities (13 pics)
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A very strong person (6 pics)
Posted in RANDOM 15 May 2009 60144
This child has a strong will and a big desire to win, 10 times more than many other people. She is a good example for others.
Respect to you, little girl.
Respect to you, little girl.
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Curiosities and bonus pictures
Posted in RANDOM 15 May 2009 11346
Hi !
This Friday is ten times better than the last one when our server didn’t work ))
Because of that, I completely forgot that the day before yesterday it was the site’s birthday. Izismile is 2 month old. Hura!!!
Here are some figures:
35 000 people visit our site daily.
17 159, it’s the Izismile’s rating among thousands of funniest sites in the world according to Alexa.
There are1405 registered users on the site.
524 people suscribed to our flux RSS.
253 friends on Facebook.
38 people follow us on Twitter.
Not bad )
I tell you goodbye and wish you a good weekend as well as a nice Friday night ))
See you on Monday )
PS. I didn’t have time to look through all your pictures that you sent me, so the selection of “user content” will be on Monday.
Very original declaration of love through Google Maps.
Clickable.
Now in Europe they park in two lines ;))
Cher will never get old. Clickable.
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The richest politicians on the planet. Clickable.
Poor turtle ;(
When it was small, it stuck in some kind of a rubbish chute.
When it grew old, it became this way.
A father from England, proud of his two children, took their pictures every single day for 13 years.
Here are two montages of monthly pictures photographs from the early life of his children. Clickable.
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Interesting links from the web:
Three Year Epic Prank On One Stranger
Stop Hating On Pigs
A Typical Day at the Office, As Told Through Police Reports
The 7 Funniest Motivational Posters About Using Condoms
Mexico landscapes. Very beautiful! (45 pics)
Beyonce (9 pics)
The most hilarious costume race ever (20 pics)
Graffoto: photorealistic graffiti (19 pics)
Moon Bloodgood from the new Terminator movie (6 pics)
Masters of wiring. Inside the Curiosities you will see how wires can be tangled in a professional manner (27 pics)
This Friday is ten times better than the last one when our server didn’t work ))
Because of that, I completely forgot that the day before yesterday it was the site’s birthday. Izismile is 2 month old. Hura!!!
Here are some figures:
35 000 people visit our site daily.
17 159, it’s the Izismile’s rating among thousands of funniest sites in the world according to Alexa.
There are1405 registered users on the site.
524 people suscribed to our flux RSS.
253 friends on Facebook.
38 people follow us on Twitter.
Not bad )
I tell you goodbye and wish you a good weekend as well as a nice Friday night ))
See you on Monday )
PS. I didn’t have time to look through all your pictures that you sent me, so the selection of “user content” will be on Monday.
Very original declaration of love through Google Maps.
Clickable.
Now in Europe they park in two lines ;))
Cher will never get old. Clickable.
Funny gif animations:
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The richest politicians on the planet. Clickable.
Poor turtle ;(
When it was small, it stuck in some kind of a rubbish chute.
When it grew old, it became this way.
A father from England, proud of his two children, took their pictures every single day for 13 years.
Here are two montages of monthly pictures photographs from the early life of his children. Clickable.
ONE
TWO
Interesting links from the web:
Three Year Epic Prank On One Stranger
Stop Hating On Pigs
A Typical Day at the Office, As Told Through Police Reports
The 7 Funniest Motivational Posters About Using Condoms
Mexico landscapes. Very beautiful! (45 pics)
Beyonce (9 pics)
The most hilarious costume race ever (20 pics)
Graffoto: photorealistic graffiti (19 pics)
Moon Bloodgood from the new Terminator movie (6 pics)
Masters of wiring. Inside the Curiosities you will see how wires can be tangled in a professional manner (27 pics)
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Maria Kuzmina – fitness world’s champion (15 pics)
Posted in RANDOM 15 May 2009 79202
Well, I respect the desire of everyone to do whatever they want, but this is too much, especially for a girl.
Fortunately for her, her face is still feminine, not like the other bodybuilder, a blond with green eyes
Fortunately for her, her face is still feminine, not like the other bodybuilder, a blond with green eyes
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Curiosities and bonus pictures
Posted in RANDOM 14 May 2009 10707
Hi!
Another working week is almost over. Cheers! )
A lot of work was done on the site this week: new smileys and post voting system was added, a small redesign.
If you have any ideas how to improve the site, do not think, write us right away. If the idea is interesting, we will certainly do it )
And thanks for your active commenting on posts)
Don’t forget that a new selection of users’ content will be posted on Friday. If you have interesting content, send it to me .
Have a nice day!
Enjoy :)
A bird flies in front of Austrian pilot Hannes Arch during the second round of the 2009 Red Bull Air Race World Championship in San Diego ...and gets hit
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Justin Long with his brother. Do they look alike?
Leo DiCaprio Almost Gets Faced at the Lakers-Rockets Game. Clickable.
A Los Angeles International Airport worker took a picture of a cargo container lodged in an airplane engine Monday.
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A B-2 Spirit bomber breaks the sound barrier during a flight over California. The blur is a visible condensation cloud that often occurs close to the speed of the sound barrier.
Funny worms on Google Maps.
The Best Moments In Life - How many of these have you experienced?
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing till your stomach hurts.
3. Enjoying a ride down the country side.
4. Listening to your favorite song while travelling.
5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside.
6. Passing your final exams with good grades.
7. Being a part of an interesting conversation.
8. Finding some money in some old pants.
9. Laughing at yourself..
10. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends.
11. Laughing without a reason.
12. "Accidentally" hearing someone say something good about you.
13. Watching the sunset.
14. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life.
15. Having a great time with your friends.
A country hick and a man from the city were both standing at the urinal. When they were finished, the city man washed his hands thoroughly with soap and water, and the hick just walked out of the bathroom. The city guy caught him and asked “Didn’t your parents teach you to wash your hands after going to the bathroom?”
The hick replied “No, they taught me not to pee all over my hands.”
Interesting links from the web:
10 HOTTEST MOVIE MOMS
12 Ways Women Have Replaced Men With Technology
The Top 15 ‘Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose’ Attempts
Fun with Scammers - conversation with a Nigerian scammer, required reading
Death is Milliseconds Away…
33 Creative and Humorous Guinness Print Advertisements
The 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls
Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo
22 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job
Great Disney Star Wars Weekend Posters (13 pics)
Jessica Simpson, once in her best shape (22 pics)
Volcano boarding (18 pics)
That’s why I wanna go on vacation!
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Curiosities and bonus pictures
Posted in RANDOM 13 May 2009 6751
Hi!
Wednesday is an excellent day. It’s not Monday but it’s not Friday either )
I’ve just noticed that I told you about some changes on the site several days ago but didn’t activate them.
My fault. I hope you like the changes :)
Number of fans of the site is growing very fast. Yesterday we had more than 60 000 visitors on the site. I welcome all newcomers. Don’t forget to register )
I’ll post the pictures you sent us on Friday. You can still send your pix and videos to see them in this upcoming selection.
Today, I’ve found nothing worthy of attention for the Curiosities, but tomorrow I’ll get something interesting )
Adriana Lima (8 pics)
Jessica Simpson (7 pics)
Jamie Lee Curtis (6 pics)
Top 10 of the sexiest stars of this year according to Maxim magazine (10 pics)
How to sell old car, not in a very good shape. 28 pictures after the jump will show you how. Yep, this is true. Moreover, all this cars were bought by the same person.
Wednesday is an excellent day. It’s not Monday but it’s not Friday either )
I’ve just noticed that I told you about some changes on the site several days ago but didn’t activate them.
My fault. I hope you like the changes :)
Number of fans of the site is growing very fast. Yesterday we had more than 60 000 visitors on the site. I welcome all newcomers. Don’t forget to register )
I’ll post the pictures you sent us on Friday. You can still send your pix and videos to see them in this upcoming selection.
Today, I’ve found nothing worthy of attention for the Curiosities, but tomorrow I’ll get something interesting )
Adriana Lima (8 pics)
Jessica Simpson (7 pics)
Jamie Lee Curtis (6 pics)
Top 10 of the sexiest stars of this year according to Maxim magazine (10 pics)
How to sell old car, not in a very good shape. 28 pictures after the jump will show you how. Yep, this is true. Moreover, all this cars were bought by the same person.
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Some posters that will inspire you and make you smile (48 pics)
Posted in RANDOM 13 May 2009 21257
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Curiosities and bonus pictures
Posted in RANDOM 12 May 2009 13975
Hi!
Hope you’re fine.
I’m good, especially now when we settled all problems with the site :)
I’ve also noticed that you are active in your comments and that you vote more for posts. Thanks a lot )
Well, I leave alone.
Enjoy your stay with us ;)
Meet the Hawaiian spider that will make you smile.
He’s a little cutie. Clickable.
Do you remember when the presidential airplane made an overfly in Manhattan? It was also accompanied by two fighter jets.
It cost $328,000 for an F-16 to take this photo of the backup Air Force One flying over New York City on April 27th. Added bonus? Scaring the crap out of Manhattan.
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This is the famous Google car which is riding on the streets and taking pictures for Google Street View.
Clickable.
Woman is selling everything she owns.
From her clothes and shoes to her AA batteries. Pay no less than $.01*:
In preparation for total immersion into the Greensboro community, I am selling everything that I own. Below is a detailed archive of my personal belongings. Move your cursor over each image to obtain a brief description of the item. When you stumble upon a treasure you can't live without (i.e. neon pipe-cleaners) click on the item for further instruction. If you wish, you may select to make a donation in the amount of your choosing. All items not sold will be given to the Crossover Ministries of Flint, Michigan. Any revenue generated from the sale of these goods will be directed towards my travel and living expenses for the next 14 months.
Humour. Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you fart.
6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.
9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
14. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
15. Don't squat with your spurs on.
16. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
17. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
18. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
19. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
20. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket.
21. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
22. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
23. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side and it holds the universe together.
24. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
25. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
26. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
27. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
28. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Interesting links from the web:
The Top 10 Things More Dangerous Than Swine Flu
Beggars brush up on languages
How the Recession Changed the Game of Monopoly
Classmates.com Employees Don't Have Heart To Tell CEO About Facebook
Sexiest Celebrity Bodies of 2009
Texas Teen Sentenced To Sixty Years in Prison For Consensual Sex
10 Pictures Of What That Girl You're Talking To Online REALLY Looks Like
Nasa launches 'most dangerous shuttle mission yet' to fix Hubble telescope
Liv Tyler influential and beautiful (6 pics)
Cindy Crawford HQ photos (5 pics)
Lady Gaga’s photoshoot on the beach (13 pics)
Charming Jennifer Hawkins (7 pics)
What goes around comes around (8 pics)
Star Wars spills into the chipmunk universe! (7 pics)
Micrography: Text Art and Typography (46 pics)
Destroyed roads (9 pics)
After the jump, there are pictures of a very beautiful girl - Marilia Moreno. It’s hard not to fall in love with a girl like this ;) (21 pics)
Hope you’re fine.
I’m good, especially now when we settled all problems with the site :)
I’ve also noticed that you are active in your comments and that you vote more for posts. Thanks a lot )
Well, I leave alone.
Enjoy your stay with us ;)
Meet the Hawaiian spider that will make you smile.
He’s a little cutie. Clickable.
Do you remember when the presidential airplane made an overfly in Manhattan? It was also accompanied by two fighter jets.
It cost $328,000 for an F-16 to take this photo of the backup Air Force One flying over New York City on April 27th. Added bonus? Scaring the crap out of Manhattan.
Clickable.
Funny gif animations:
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This is the famous Google car which is riding on the streets and taking pictures for Google Street View.
Clickable.
Woman is selling everything she owns.
From her clothes and shoes to her AA batteries. Pay no less than $.01*:
In preparation for total immersion into the Greensboro community, I am selling everything that I own. Below is a detailed archive of my personal belongings. Move your cursor over each image to obtain a brief description of the item. When you stumble upon a treasure you can't live without (i.e. neon pipe-cleaners) click on the item for further instruction. If you wish, you may select to make a donation in the amount of your choosing. All items not sold will be given to the Crossover Ministries of Flint, Michigan. Any revenue generated from the sale of these goods will be directed towards my travel and living expenses for the next 14 months.
Humour. Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you fart.
6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.
9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
14. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
15. Don't squat with your spurs on.
16. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
17. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
18. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
19. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
20. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket.
21. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
22. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
23. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side and it holds the universe together.
24. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
25. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
26. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
27. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
28. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
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The Top 10 Things More Dangerous Than Swine Flu
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Sexiest Celebrity Bodies of 2009
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Liv Tyler influential and beautiful (6 pics)
Cindy Crawford HQ photos (5 pics)
Lady Gaga’s photoshoot on the beach (13 pics)
Charming Jennifer Hawkins (7 pics)
What goes around comes around (8 pics)
Star Wars spills into the chipmunk universe! (7 pics)
Micrography: Text Art and Typography (46 pics)
Destroyed roads (9 pics)
After the jump, there are pictures of a very beautiful girl - Marilia Moreno. It’s hard not to fall in love with a girl like this ;) (21 pics)
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Curiosities and bonus pictures
Posted in RANDOM 11 May 2009 28950
Hi!
Good to be back. Actually, everything was done this Friday, so now the site should function well and with a good speed.
We refreshed the smileys. We removed those which are not used a lot and added many others. I think you’ll like them.
As you can see, the site’s design has undergone slight changes. I think it looks better now )
There are a lot of work and many projects.
Stay with us, REGISTER and bring your friends.
P.S. Please, vote for the posts. We put the voting system in the bottom of the page for convenience.
Once you’ve watched a post, take a time to vote for it. It’ll only take a second and for me it would be good to know what you like best.
3 September, 1963 in Sweden people started to drive on the 'right' side of the road. Clickable.
Do you remember Susan Boyle
She became a star, but she doesn’t look always after herself )
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Tom Hanks is watching you ))
Mexican transsexuals give out condoms to people in downtown Tegucigalpa
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10 Celebrity Cancer Survivors Who Have Inspired Others
Top Ten Reasons Women Don't Really Need A HANDYMAN
Star Trek characters who Tweet
12 totally awesome Google Maps
20 Things You Didn't Know About The New Star Trek
Five Best Free Data Recovery Tools
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No Jail Time for Army Contractor in Revenge Killing
10 Megan Fox Quotes That Will Make You Go Hmmm…
Office in the woods (16 pics)
Megan Fox dans in Esquire magazine (6 pics)
Aiseleyne Horgan Wallace (9 pics)
Ali Lohan on the beach (6 pics)
Funny drawings on pregnant women’s bellies (22 pics)
Baby jaguar and his mother (25 pics)
Positive selection with children (20 pics)
Stunning and сreative graffiti artworks (49 pics)
Animals in formalin preservation (32 pics)
Fierce winds fuel Southern California wildfires (28 pics)
Today, 13 very strong women are waiting for you in the following of Curiosities.
Don’t let them wait for you
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Curiosities and bonus pictures
Posted in RANDOM 7 May 2009 29112
Hey!
Nothing special happened yesterday apart one thing. We couldn’t post videos. Sorry for the inconvenience (The reason is simple, we made a new vote system for posts, so it’s a new html code. This code was incompatible with the video html code. But yesterday in the evening, the programmer arranged this problem.
It seems that the site is functioning well, without any bugs.
So, what do you think about the new voting system. Do you like it? Share your impressions with us in the comments :) In my opinion, this one is better that the previous one )
Some visitors asked me to put it in the end of posts, just before the comment section. It will be done today or tomorrow.
Have a nice day and enjoy your stay on Izismile ;)))
This week, the panoramic camera Spirit took this picture on Mars.
Everybody started shouting: It’s an alien skull!!! ))
Beyonce Knowles gives the best of her on the concert.
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Meet Casper the cat. He was so curious that he squeezed his head into a wheel trim and got stuck.
The rescuers cut the wheel trim in half to save the animal. Cickable.
In this photo, for the first time I saw in Michelle Obama a pretty and attractive woman ))
Good idea, isn’t it?
Fun facts about the human body
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).
The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
Interesting links from the web:
World's largest rabbit dies before TV appearance
Selgas Cano Architecture Office by Iwan Baan
Alien Space Ship For Sale
Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise
"Apple Netbook" Student Project Is a Pencil-Drawn Beauty
20 Undeniably Awesome Mustaches in Movies
Top 10 Greatest Movie Rants
Top 10 Myths About Ninjas
Victoria Silvstedt in bikini (8 pics)
Nice street art (20 pics)
Very tasty Czech sandwiches (4 pics)
Jennifer Garner as usual is charming and beautiful (20 pics)
Pinatubo volcano eruption (9 pics)
Sportsmen like to spit water ;) (11 pics)
Dj's workplaces. Cool! (24 pics)
Ecstasy dealers of Virginia (15 pics)
The goods have eyes (15 pics)
Inhabitants of the underwater world (13 pics)
Today, inside the post you will see Alana Blanchard – the most beautiful surfer in the world (28 pics)
Nothing special happened yesterday apart one thing. We couldn’t post videos. Sorry for the inconvenience (The reason is simple, we made a new vote system for posts, so it’s a new html code. This code was incompatible with the video html code. But yesterday in the evening, the programmer arranged this problem.
It seems that the site is functioning well, without any bugs.
So, what do you think about the new voting system. Do you like it? Share your impressions with us in the comments :) In my opinion, this one is better that the previous one )
Some visitors asked me to put it in the end of posts, just before the comment section. It will be done today or tomorrow.
Have a nice day and enjoy your stay on Izismile ;)))
This week, the panoramic camera Spirit took this picture on Mars.
Everybody started shouting: It’s an alien skull!!! ))
Beyonce Knowles gives the best of her on the concert.
Funny gif animations:
FIRST
SECOND
THIRD
FOURTH
FIFTH
Meet Casper the cat. He was so curious that he squeezed his head into a wheel trim and got stuck.
The rescuers cut the wheel trim in half to save the animal. Cickable.
In this photo, for the first time I saw in Michelle Obama a pretty and attractive woman ))
Good idea, isn’t it?
Fun facts about the human body
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).
The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
Interesting links from the web:
World's largest rabbit dies before TV appearance
Selgas Cano Architecture Office by Iwan Baan
Alien Space Ship For Sale
Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise
"Apple Netbook" Student Project Is a Pencil-Drawn Beauty
20 Undeniably Awesome Mustaches in Movies
Top 10 Greatest Movie Rants
Top 10 Myths About Ninjas
Victoria Silvstedt in bikini (8 pics)
Nice street art (20 pics)
Very tasty Czech sandwiches (4 pics)
Jennifer Garner as usual is charming and beautiful (20 pics)
Pinatubo volcano eruption (9 pics)
Sportsmen like to spit water ;) (11 pics)
Dj's workplaces. Cool! (24 pics)
Ecstasy dealers of Virginia (15 pics)
The goods have eyes (15 pics)
Inhabitants of the underwater world (13 pics)
Today, inside the post you will see Alana Blanchard – the most beautiful surfer in the world (28 pics)
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Scary tongue (16 pics + 1 video)
Posted in RANDOM 7 May 2009 77253
This is Heidi Hamilton, the owner of a phenomenally long tongue: 11 cm.
Imagine the average length of human tongue doesn’t exceed 5-6 cm!
It’s true though, when Heidi starts to show it, it becomes a bit scary.
Imagine the average length of human tongue doesn’t exceed 5-6 cm!
It’s true though, when Heidi starts to show it, it becomes a bit scary.
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Curiosities and bonus pictures
Posted in RANDOM 6 May 2009 10056
Hi!
It’s Wednesday, so the half of the road is done ;))))
There are few curiosities for today though. There was nothing of a big interest.
I think tomorrow it will be better )
I made a new opinion poll. As always, it is situated in top of the page on the right sidebar.
Don’t forget to vote ))
Thank to all of you who informs me about bugs on the site. You’re helping us to make the site better.
If you have other problems with the site functioning, email me. We will deal with it.
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An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning ~til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again.
Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, ‘Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I’d nod my head in agreement.’
’And what about the men?’ the minister asked.
’They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.’
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10 Works of Art Inspired By Super Mario Bros
Cearne Murch tells of being impaled by pole in Darwin car crash
The Top 10 Lies You've Been Told About Sex
Berlusconi demands wife apology
US plane crash-lands on toilets
Timeline of a Car Crash
Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again
The Top 10 Types of Skanks
Lamborghini Owner Finds Humor in Crash
Revenge for Miss India over cruelty of father
Great motocross shots (38 pics)
Swings in a subway (14 pics)
Megan Fox high school pics (8 pics)
Emo girls (20 pics)
Boats made from concrete (13 pics)
Tattoo exhibition (16 pics)
Bed-Jumping (15 pics)
Ocean sunfish photographs (13 pics)
Inside the post, you will see the girls from auto shows in Russia (58 pics)
We know why so many men attend such events.. ;)
It’s Wednesday, so the half of the road is done ;))))
There are few curiosities for today though. There was nothing of a big interest.
I think tomorrow it will be better )
I made a new opinion poll. As always, it is situated in top of the page on the right sidebar.
Don’t forget to vote ))
Thank to all of you who informs me about bugs on the site. You’re helping us to make the site better.
If you have other problems with the site functioning, email me. We will deal with it.
Funny gif animations:
FIRST
SECOND
THIRD
FOURTH
FIFTH
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning ~til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again.
Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, ‘Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I’d nod my head in agreement.’
’And what about the men?’ the minister asked.
’They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.’
Interestiong links from the web:
10 Works of Art Inspired By Super Mario Bros
Cearne Murch tells of being impaled by pole in Darwin car crash
The Top 10 Lies You've Been Told About Sex
Berlusconi demands wife apology
US plane crash-lands on toilets
Timeline of a Car Crash
Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again
The Top 10 Types of Skanks
Lamborghini Owner Finds Humor in Crash
Revenge for Miss India over cruelty of father
Great motocross shots (38 pics)
Swings in a subway (14 pics)
Megan Fox high school pics (8 pics)
Emo girls (20 pics)
Boats made from concrete (13 pics)
Tattoo exhibition (16 pics)
Bed-Jumping (15 pics)
Ocean sunfish photographs (13 pics)
Inside the post, you will see the girls from auto shows in Russia (58 pics)
We know why so many men attend such events.. ;)
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The hottest men ever (43 pics)
Posted in RANDOM 6 May 2009 23584
Be carful girls! Don’t lose your head over them 
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Living Statues Championship (30 pics)
Posted in RANDOM 5 May 2009 20627
Great collection of pictures with living statues. Actually, it is Yevpatoriya Open Living Statues Championship, Ukraine. It takes place annually in May between the 1st and the 7th. Every country can participate in this Chapionnship. Some “statues” look like real ones, especially their make-up perfectly done gives that impression.
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Curiosities and bonus pictures
Posted in RANDOM 5 May 2009 13212
Hey!
We keep working on the site improvement.
Yesterday we reached 11 000 comments. More and more people start to comment.
According to the opinion poll results, now comments can be written by all visitors (non registered).
No other news for today )
I just wanted to apologize in front of all whom I haven’t replied via email or MSN.
I just didn’t have time to do that yet.
But I’ll try to do that this week :)
Here’s Larry Wachowski, director of “Matrix”, or we can say now Linda or Lana ;)
Well, there were rumors that he had changed his gender. And on the picture, it’s him or her, or I’m confused
:(
How do you like this house? Clickable.
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The first modern European: Forensic artist Richard Neave reconstructed the face based on skull fragments from 35,000 years ago.
Crazy flash animation. It will drive you crazy on the second minute though.
But... it’s funny and it puts you in a good mood. Click the image.
Abu Dhabi businessman bought two car number plates for 36,000,000 Dirhams or for approximately $9.8 million.
This very special Mercedes SLR McLaren Red Gold Dream has been adorned with 500 rubies and 14k gold, transforming a once unassuming super car into something truly eye-catching. The car is estimated to be $4.3 million.
Great images from Patrick Beaulieu (17 pics)
Mariah Carey is celebrating the anniversary of her marriage (6 pics)
Competition of rabbits (5 pics)
Celebrities grew old (7 pics)
Jessica Simpson at the airport (6 pics)
When Fergie goes shopping (9 pics)
15 insane mugshot tattoos (15 pics)
Horses in all their splendor (33 pics)
After the jump, admire beautiful Carmen Electra on the beach, in a bikini of course ;) (19 pics)
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