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Hey!
Nothing special happened yesterday apart one thing. We couldn’t post videos. Sorry for the inconvenience (The reason is simple, we made a new vote system for posts, so it’s a new html code. This code was incompatible with the video html code. But yesterday in the evening, the programmer arranged this problem.
It seems that the site is functioning well, without any bugs.
So, what do you think about the new voting system. Do you like it? Share your impressions with us in the comments :) In my opinion, this one is better that the previous one )
Some visitors asked me to put it in the end of posts, just before the comment section. It will be done today or tomorrow.
Have a nice day and enjoy your stay on Izismile ;)))
This week, the panoramic camera Spirit took this picture on Mars.
Everybody started shouting: It’s an alien skull!!! ))
Beyonce Knowles gives the best of her on the concert.
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Meet Casper the cat. He was so curious that he squeezed his head into a wheel trim and got stuck.
The rescuers cut the wheel trim in half to save the animal. Cickable.
In this photo, for the first time I saw in Michelle Obama a pretty and attractive woman ))
Good idea, isn’t it?
Fun facts about the human body
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).
The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
Interesting links from the web:
World's largest rabbit dies before TV appearance
Selgas Cano Architecture Office by Iwan Baan
Alien Space Ship For Sale
Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise
"Apple Netbook" Student Project Is a Pencil-Drawn Beauty
20 Undeniably Awesome Mustaches in Movies
Top 10 Greatest Movie Rants
Top 10 Myths About Ninjas
Victoria Silvstedt in bikini (8 pics)
Nice street art (20 pics)
Very tasty Czech sandwiches (4 pics)
Jennifer Garner as usual is charming and beautiful (20 pics)
Pinatubo volcano eruption (9 pics)
Sportsmen like to spit water ;) (11 pics)
Dj's workplaces. Cool! (24 pics)
Ecstasy dealers of Virginia (15 pics)
The goods have eyes (15 pics)
Inhabitants of the underwater world (13 pics)
Today, inside the post you will see Alana Blanchard – the most beautiful surfer in the world (28 pics)
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This is Heidi Hamilton, the owner of a phenomenally long tongue: 11 cm.
Imagine the average length of human tongue doesn’t exceed 5-6 cm!
It’s true though, when Heidi starts to show it, it becomes a bit scary.
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Hi!
It’s Wednesday, so the half of the road is done ;))))
There are few curiosities for today though. There was nothing of a big interest.
I think tomorrow it will be better )
I made a new opinion poll. As always, it is situated in top of the page on the right sidebar.
Don’t forget to vote ))
Thank to all of you who informs me about bugs on the site. You’re helping us to make the site better.
If you have other problems with the site functioning, email me. We will deal with it.
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An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning ~til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again.
Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, ‘Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I’d nod my head in agreement.’
’And what about the men?’ the minister asked.
’They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.’
Interestiong links from the web:
10 Works of Art Inspired By Super Mario Bros
Cearne Murch tells of being impaled by pole in Darwin car crash
The Top 10 Lies You've Been Told About Sex
Berlusconi demands wife apology
US plane crash-lands on toilets
Timeline of a Car Crash
Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again
The Top 10 Types of Skanks
Lamborghini Owner Finds Humor in Crash
Revenge for Miss India over cruelty of father
Great motocross shots (38 pics)
Swings in a subway (14 pics)
Megan Fox high school pics (8 pics)
Emo girls (20 pics)
Boats made from concrete (13 pics)
Tattoo exhibition (16 pics)
Bed-Jumping (15 pics)
Ocean sunfish photographs (13 pics)
Inside the post, you will see the girls from auto shows in Russia (58 pics)
We know why so many men attend such events.. ;)
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Be carful girls! Don’t lose your head over them
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Great collection of pictures with living statues. Actually, it is Yevpatoriya Open Living Statues Championship, Ukraine. It takes place annually in May between the 1st and the 7th. Every country can participate in this Chapionnship. Some “statues” look like real ones, especially their make-up perfectly done gives that impression.
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Hey!
We keep working on the site improvement.
Yesterday we reached 11 000 comments. More and more people start to comment.
According to the opinion poll results, now comments can be written by all visitors (non registered).
No other news for today )
I just wanted to apologize in front of all whom I haven’t replied via email or MSN.
I just didn’t have time to do that yet.
But I’ll try to do that this week :)
Here’s Larry Wachowski, director of “Matrix”, or we can say now Linda or Lana ;)
Well, there were rumors that he had changed his gender. And on the picture, it’s him or her, or I’m confused
:(
How do you like this house? Clickable.
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The first modern European: Forensic artist Richard Neave reconstructed the face based on skull fragments from 35,000 years ago.
Crazy flash animation. It will drive you crazy on the second minute though.
But... it’s funny and it puts you in a good mood. Click the image.
Abu Dhabi businessman bought two car number plates for 36,000,000 Dirhams or for approximately $9.8 million.
This very special Mercedes SLR McLaren Red Gold Dream has been adorned with 500 rubies and 14k gold, transforming a once unassuming super car into something truly eye-catching. The car is estimated to be $4.3 million.
Great images from Patrick Beaulieu (17 pics)
Mariah Carey is celebrating the anniversary of her marriage (6 pics)
Competition of rabbits (5 pics)
Celebrities grew old (7 pics)
Jessica Simpson at the airport (6 pics)
When Fergie goes shopping (9 pics)
15 insane mugshot tattoos (15 pics)
Horses in all their splendor (33 pics)
After the jump, admire beautiful Carmen Electra on the beach, in a bikini of course ;) (19 pics)
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Hi!
Good Monday to all. Even if my weekend was one day longer, I wouldn’t mind to rest more ))
Almost the whole world puts the masks because of the swine flu. Pictures of people with masks can be seen very frequently on the Web.
I know that Izismile visitors don’t have health issues because the good mood that you get on the site enhances your immunity
There will be two good things this week.
The site will slightly change its appearance, quite a bit. It will become more convenient and nice.
And, soon we will have a new and cool voting system for posts.
But only registered users can vote. BTW, there are nearly 1200 members on Izismile )
So, go and REGISTER yourself if you didn’t do it yet.
There is a lot of content you have already sent me. I will post the selection on Wednesday.
If you want to see your pics in this selection, you still have time to send me your pictures and videos.
Cool shot of Beyonce
1.1 meter-long giant salamander found in China.
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IQ of a 2 year old Elise Tan-Roberts is higher than of many adults and goes to 156. Little Einstein ;)
Here is what people do now even when they go on vacation.
A 70-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day the 70-year-old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains:
"Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She- tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"
Once a month police officers race anyone over the age of 18 for $25.
Officers said they have seen a drastic reduction in illegal street racing since "Beat the Heat" started in 2007.
Interesting scarf.
It gets better when it’s folded )
Susan Boyle or Jack Black?
Tree grew on a tree. Can’t be?
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has ever gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
Interesting links from the web:
Global economic crisis hits German sex industry
Lets sing
FREE Frozen Toads (west asheville)
Interactive picture
Art student's car vanishing act
Internet Safety Guidelines
Found Him!
Guide to Human Types pt 1
Guide to Human Types pt 2
The Quick 10: Ranking 10 Peppers on the Scoville Scale
12 Bikini's That Made Us Laugh And Dread Summer More Than Usual
Miss California's Before and After Boobs
Funny office stuff (3 pics)
Marisa Miller in bikini (4 pics)
Interesting pictures of celebrities on different parties (21 pics)
Gisele Bundchen's perfect body (6 pics)
Creative bus stops (16 pics)
After the jump, you will see a beautiful photo shoot with Pamela Anderson (6 pics)
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Hey!
Today is the last day of our short working week )
I’m happy for our American users who have 3 days off this week as we do :)
The whole internet is filled with information about Swine flue. Be careful and take care of you.
Some news.
First of all, now, we not only have our page on FACEBOOK, but also on TWITTER.
So you can choose a more convenient way for you to follow Izismile )
Secondly, you leave more than 300 comments daily on the site. This is a very good indicator of your activity on the site. It’s really great and it is more interesting not even for users but also for us admins to check the site ;))
The selection of the pictures you sent will be posted next week. There are not so many of them for now, so you’ll have to wait a bit ) You can send me all you’ve got on weekend.
Well, that’s it.
Happy Labour Day for all of you or Law Day! (I'm confused )
Wish you to relax and have a nice weekend.
See you on Monday )
On the picture is the first man in the world that caught swine flue but recovered from it.
More details here.
They are going out. Stars from the movie “Slum dog millionaire” Freida Pinto and Dev Patel were spotted together.
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Five Rules to Having a Happy Married Life
• It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
• It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
• It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
• It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
• It’s very, very important that these four women never meet one another.
Bridge on the Aiguille du Midi mountain (3.842 meters). Click on the photo if you don’t see it )
Man was drawing a cat during the schizophrenia development. OMG (
Now Mexican bank notes look like this
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.
Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: “My wife and I can’t seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand.”
The waitress looked at him and said: “Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng.”
Interesting links on the web:
LOL (Life On Line) Internet Consultants
The Official White House Photostream's photostream
Polish pianist stops show with anti-US tirade
How 'virginity' is a dangerous idea
Largest Helicopter in the World
10 Women We Never Want to See on a Hot List Ever Again!
The Ethics of Dr. Gregory House
Pontiac cars through the years
Tiny Chihuahua dog blown away by 70mph gust of wind found in woods 1 mile away
Sex Was More Fun in the 1970s
Paris Hilton (5 pics)
Weird art (10 pics)
Russian city Novosibirsk with tilt-shift effect (41 pics)
Halle Berry doesn't look mutant (6 pics)
Kelly Brook gives us a nice view (5 pics)
Pretty girl from an auto show (13 pics)
Faces in places (30 pics)
SUV mud racing (19 pics)
Cool guitar car (7 pics)
Human landscapes from above (26 pics)
Celebrities are always perfect when they are in the limelight and Kim Kardashian is a good example.
But sometimes they forget their diets, sport coaches and don’t look as good as we are used to see them. That’s what happened to Kim Kardashian. First, I will show you her pictures the way she was before and the last 3 pictures will show you how she looks now. It will be easy to see the difference.
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It’s been longtime that I didn’t post any entries with sexy men for the ladies.
I made a big selection here. I’ve been looking everywhere for more or less decent men ;))
I think I found them :)
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She is 20 years old and she is well known as a singer and television presenter. Maybe all this thanks to her father, Hulk Hogan, but anyway she is already well known and she deserves it.
She is pretty and there is something charming about her, something attractive. So, I decided to make for you a selection of beautiful photos with her. Look.
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