these are obvious facts.......
men aren't careless as that.....but these quotes actually makes me smile.cause it's just plain sexist stereotypes.
Yeah, these tips suck! I mean really, what woman wants to sleep with a dude who's actually good in bed anyway? Caressing her breasts!? Playing with her clit!? Touching any non-genitalia body parts!? Kissing her!!??? No fun for the man at all! If I can't give her crotch wedgies, chomp on her nipples, do my famous ninja anal, give her pussy roadrash with my unshaven chin, or shove her face into my balls, then I don't want any part of it! I'll take my porn over passionate sex with a real woman any day!
And yes, I am a woman and this is a sarcastic post the summarizes what I've read from the boys who have commented.
but its ok, i guess.