What Men Shouldn't Do While Having Sex (40 pics)

Posted in RANDOM       27 Sep 2011       140201       24


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meukr 9 year s ago
so cliché....
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
TL;DR
       
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inocybe 9 year s ago
Your sexual life seems to be really annoying.
       
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Alkhoren 9 year s ago
It's general advices, each girl has preferences, and turn on for some is turn off for others.
       
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JennaS 9 year s ago
The first three commenters are obviously men.
       
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meukr 9 year s ago
obviously, you are a woman. XD

these are obvious facts.......

men aren't careless as that.....but these quotes actually makes me smile.cause it's just plain sexist stereotypes.
       
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Tarzan 9 year s ago
normal things.. good for amateurs...
       
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lolzz 9 year s ago
good for 80% of the izismile visitors.. Those who never leave their computer screen!
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
none of this is actually fun for the man. No wonder many quit and turn to porn.
       
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spinnaker 9 year s ago
Ugh, 40 pointless selfish bullshit tips...dont come too soon, dont take too long, yadda yadda.? I mean really....its obvious some dumb bitch wrote this....
       
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kingoftheforest 9 year s ago
If you follow these tips it will be the last time you get laid.
       
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GOODSTUFF4U 9 year s ago
<<== rules? I don't need no sinking rules
       
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JennaS 9 year s ago
If a man followed even half of these, he'd get it morning, noon and night, and several times in between. It's so simple, but sadly most men are just not that skilled. Luckily my man is ;)

Yeah, these tips suck! I mean really, what woman wants to sleep with a dude who's actually good in bed anyway? Caressing her breasts!? Playing with her clit!? Touching any non-genitalia body parts!? Kissing her!!??? No fun for the man at all! If I can't give her crotch wedgies, chomp on her nipples, do my famous ninja anal, give her pussy roadrash with my unshaven chin, or shove her face into my balls, then I don't want any part of it! I'll take my porn over passionate sex with a real woman any day!

And yes, I am a woman and this is a sarcastic post the summarizes what I've read from the boys who have commented.
       
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the dude 9 year s ago
right....he'd get it "morning , noon, and night", huh? cause i guess nothing is hotter to a chick than a pussy whipped faggot for a man....bitch, please....
       
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naninator 9 year s ago
well said JennaS
       
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izzimyfizzi 9 year s ago
Men are selfish bastards anyway. They couldn't give a shit how a woman feels! I'm amazed that the one's who have commented here even bothered to read this.
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
i guess you're a lesbian..
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
follow this and have no sex
       
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ptpie 9 year s ago
who the hell rote this
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
this list sucks ass. everybody's different, if you wanna have good sex, make sure it's consensual, talk about it, take your time and then enjoy. and if you don't, talk some more!
       
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shd 9 year s ago
not bad at all, except, i dont think i ever need thoes advices.
but its ok, i guess.
       
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Enter your name 9 year s ago
i agree with the "NO nipple biting" my boyfriend literally almost bit my nipple off:X Turn Off
       
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sweet cheeks 9 year s ago
blah, too many rules for me! I guess I'll just have to turn to hot gay man sex.....
       
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cindiva 8 year s ago
wow....so hot but shouldn't the guy have the pleasure?
       
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