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What Men Shouldn't Do While Having Sex (40 pics)

Posted in RANDOM 27 Sep 2011 141350 24

Credits: izismile.com

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meukr 13 year s ago

so cliché....

Enter your name 13 year s ago

TL;DR

inocybe 13 year s ago

Your sexual life seems to be really annoying.

Alkhoren 13 year s ago

It's general advices, each girl has preferences, and turn on for some is turn off for others.

JennaS 13 year s ago

The first three commenters are obviously men.

meukr 13 year s ago

obviously, you are a woman. XD

these are obvious facts.......

men aren't careless as that.....but these quotes actually makes me smile.cause it's just plain sexist stereotypes.

Tarzan 13 year s ago

normal things.. good for amateurs...

lolzz 13 year s ago

good for 80% of the izismile visitors.. Those who never leave their computer screen!

Enter your name 13 year s ago

none of this is actually fun for the man. No wonder many quit and turn to porn.

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spinnaker 13 year s ago

Ugh, 40 pointless selfish bullshit tips...dont come too soon, dont take too long, yadda yadda.? I mean really....its obvious some dumb bitch wrote this....

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kingoftheforest 13 year s ago

If you follow these tips it will be the last time you get laid.

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GOODSTUFF4U 13 year s ago

<<== rules? I don't need no sinking rules

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JennaS 13 year s ago

If a man followed even half of these, he'd get it morning, noon and night, and several times in between. It's so simple, but sadly most men are just not that skilled. Luckily my man is ;)

Yeah, these tips suck! I mean really, what woman wants to sleep with a dude who's actually good in bed anyway? Caressing her breasts!? Playing with her clit!? Touching any non-genitalia body parts!? Kissing her!!??? No fun for the man at all! If I can't give her crotch wedgies, chomp on her nipples, do my famous ninja anal, give her pussy roadrash with my unshaven chin, or shove her face into my balls, then I don't want any part of it! I'll take my porn over passionate sex with a real woman any day!

And yes, I am a woman and this is a sarcastic post the summarizes what I've read from the boys who have commented.

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the dude 13 year s ago

right....he'd get it "morning , noon, and night", huh? cause i guess nothing is hotter to a chick than a pussy whipped faggot for a man....bitch, please....

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naninator 13 year s ago

well said JennaS

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izzimyfizzi 13 year s ago

Men are selfish bastards anyway. They couldn't give a shit how a woman feels! I'm amazed that the one's who have commented here even bothered to read this.

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Enter your name 13 year s ago

i guess you're a lesbian..

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Enter your name 13 year s ago

follow this and have no sex

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ptpie 13 year s ago

who the hell rote this

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Enter your name 13 year s ago

this list sucks ass. everybody's different, if you wanna have good sex, make sure it's consensual, talk about it, take your time and then enjoy. and if you don't, talk some more!