Some Insults Are Just Good… (17 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW 27 Jul 2020 2333 1

“You’ve gotta stop using your head as just a container for your teeth”

CheeseSamosas

“You look like the kind of person who could fail a DNA test”

Jingothejumper

“If you ate trash, it would be cannibalism.”

Delica

Was at a baseball game. Dude in the crowd yells to the batter:

“I’ve seen better swings on a porch!”

feedthehogs

"You have room temperature IQ"

I can’t remember where it is from, but I say it all of the time.

vegancunts

"I’ve been called worse things by better people"

feinsteins_driver

“His daddy must’ve jacked off into a flower pot cuz he’s a blooming idiot”

-Guy at loading dock, Today, 2020

bullettoothjohnny

"If you were any dumber you would have to be watered twice a week."

Dominusatrox

"If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would’ve farted."

Thin_Resource

My coworker was being his usual narcissistic “I’m so cool and tough” self, and telling some story about him getting a blowjob from a super hot and totally real babe, and I said “How hard did she have to pull to get you to stop sucking your own dick?”

D3dshotCalamity