These Dirty Secrets Are Not For Women’s Ears… (18 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW 28 Sep 2020 4605

"Doing the helicopter with our dick really ain’t that fun. "

– thocerwan

"Yes, I definitely used those decorative towels that shall not be used. "

– Inottawa

"When you make us sleep on the couch… we really don’t mind, couches are pretty comfy. "

– Cranzeeman

"If you are our friend and are even a 4 out of 10, we have thought about fucking you. That’s not the reason we are friends, and we would not necessarily act on it given the chance – but have definitely thought about it."

– Sharper133

"Make-up is ok, we basically don’t care. Just try not to look like the Joker."

– disattento

"What kind of porn they actually watch."

– BuffaloBart2

"It annoys me that you say you don’t want fries but then take mine. I mean what the fuck?"

– Wide_Brilliant

"We aren’t always horny and don’t control most of our boners. Most of them are just my dick being mean and putting me in an awkward situation. "

– kng_hrts

"How much a fishing rod or car parts really cost. "

– kinetik_au

"Nice try, I am not falling for this one again. "

– Uneasylemons

"Sometimes, a nice blow job unexpectedly will get you things. "

– 5ilentKn1ght

"We’ve all misplaced our 10mm socket. "

– tetsujino

"Sometimes we just really don’t want to talk to you. We still love you. But please stop talking. When I am arguing that I am interested so it doesn’t start a fight, I am not interested."

– Print1917

"It’s not the jeans. It’s your fat ass that makes your ass look fat. "

– Glathull

"We don’t actually scratch our balls. It’s more of a pinch and roll."

– du_nok

"We check out your ass every time you walk away. I’m not saying all women’s asses, maybe if single but in a relationship, we check out our SO ass every time they leave the room. I’ve seen my wife’s ass a thousand times and I can promise you I’ll check it out a thousand times more."

– Qanaesin