Things Men Learn From Porn That Are Completely Wrong (14 GIFS)

Posted in NSFW       23 Jul 2021       2910       3

“Going super fast when fingering or rubbing the clit. Learned it felt better when it’s slow”

 

-son_of_murdoc

 

“That girls keep their high-heeled shoes on when in bed.”

 

-johnnylovesbjs

 

“The shower is not as practical as it looks.

Positions don’t work, the water makes stuff dry, and you will probably fall several times.”

 

-BigCheapass

 

“In truth, intimate whispers are usually much better than loud vulgarities.”

 

-NucleicAcidTrip

 

“That getting it is easy”

 

-LuinAelin

 

“That spit is enough lube for anal”

 

-somekennyguy

 

“That every woman wants your bodily fluids squirted on her face.”

 

-turningfoodintopoop

 

“Turns out women don’t love when you change positions every thirty seconds.”

 

-youweremyhero

 

“Women don’t cum when even the smallest breeze of air goes into their vagina”

 

-Forward-Baseball5161

 

“That most women do NOT love anal”

 

-BarooTangClan

 

“Obviously, all girls like their throats hammered in”

 

-epicness737

 

“I was 21 before I found out a female orgasm =/= squirt.”

 

-R00-

 

“You will cramp up or pull a muscle trying to do some of the positions they do.”

 

-40ozFreed

 

“My step-sister was horrified that I asked…”

 

-Senepicmar

 


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Philetus 2 month s ago
What about Step moms?

LOL. shoot
       
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Floyd 2 month s ago
I think the first clue you're doing something wrong is that you're learning to sex by watching porn.
       
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Eric 2 month s ago
porn is just feeding fantasy
       
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