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Men's Recommended Phrases To Use When Climaxing (18 GIFS)
"Release the Kraken."
"Oopsie-doo here comes the goo!"
"Fire in the hole."
"When me and my now wife were first dating and hadn’t said “I love you” yet, I once mixed up “Fuck I’m coming” and “I love you” and just shouted “Fuck You” at her."
"By the power of Grayskull!!!"
"Unexpected item in bagging area."
"I’m-a gonna cream your cannoli!!! AAAAAY! OOOOOH!"
"Sorry."
"I always keep it romantic. A quick ramp up of activity until I clench my teeth and scream at peak volume, “Take my seed you buxom wench!” Then I slather them to the sheets before leaping away, cutlass in my teeth."
"Yahtzee!"
"(Yoda voice) Cumming I am."
"My dick is about to sneeze."
"No joke, I once came so hard my brain shut down and I just mumbled to my wife “Here it is,” and that was it. We still laugh about it to this day."
"The juice is loose."
"It’s a me, Mario."
"Alas, the fruit of my loins are approaching!"
"The THX sound."
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Mckenna 11 month s ago
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
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